Category Archives: Humor

GOP candidate in FLA says she was abducted by aliens

A Republican candidate in Florida (where else?) says she was abducted by aliens:

Among the things she said she found out from the aliens:

▪ There are 30,000 skulls — “different from humans” — in a cave in the Mediterranean island of Malta.

▪ The world’s “energy center” is in Africa.

▪ The Coral Castle, a limestone tourist attraction South Miami-Dade, is actually an ancient Egyptian pyramid.

▪ “God is a universal energy.”

She also said that the aliens had mentioned Isis, though she didn’t clarify if they meant the terrorist organization or the ancient Egyptian goddess.

Big props for the Egyptian goddess reference.

When she debates her electoral challenger it will likely be quite confusing when she starts talking about illegal aliens.

You were warned

You go, guuurl

Set a goal and stick with it.

“I loved you in your documentary, Chris”

“I have a room covered in plastic. For Megyn Kelly.”

Not something you see on on a pickup every day

What it lacks in oratorical elegance it makes up for in its bold use of imagery.

#Respect #MassExtinction #CretaceousPaleogene

#NeverForget

An “I feel lost” pick-me-up

When I feel overwhelmed by the Trump disaster, I watch this and think of how someone took the time to make us laugh with this GIF of him and a rainbow dick.

That crazy Trump handshake*

*Re-enactment. Not real handshake.

via GIPHY

This pic will drive Trump crazy

Go forth and share it wherever you can. Especially on Twitter.

Oh, and: scary as shit. If they wanted to make Trump into a Marvel comics supervillain it would take so little make-up and he wouldn’t even have to act.

Trump, being productive

So that’s what he was doing with that pen and all those white men surrounding him.