Here’s a memento of that time you gave me orolabial herpes. Enjoy!

That is just about the only occasion I can imagine which would be appropriate for giving a person the cupcake with a cold sore.

It’s bizarrely realistic, unappetizing and just one of the odd concoctions they make at Tattoo Cupcakes, the Facebook page of which can be found here.

Incidentally, in one 1999 study, just over 57% of Americans had the virus that is the primary cause of herpetical lip sores. By the age of 50, that jumps to an estimated 80% or more being infected.

That’s a lot of cupcakes. That’s also a lot of nearly impossible detective work unless you start pre-testing all your sexual partners early and often.